Monster Writing

(I know it's hard to read; here's what it says:)
Big Monster
Bob is a bisnus monster. He works for Monster Co. He also works for the Monster show. He-lives in an underground cave. And he LOVES KIDS. One-day he won an aword for monster of the year. And every one livde happoly ever after.



On the chest it says "Face the rath of the"
And down at the bottom it says "underwear of doom."

That's my boy!