Dialogue of the Day

Boylee:  Mama, school is too short.

Mama:  Really? I thought you said school is too long.

Boylee:  Oh, I meant school is too long.

Mama:  Oh.

Boylee:  No, I meant school is too close.

Mama:  Too close?

Boylee:  Too close.

Mama:  Too close? 

Boylee:  Too close for me to play with my toys in the car.

Mama:  Well how about if I drive slowly?

Boylee:  Good.